Q. Dear Miss Manners, modern dating etiquette is complicated! When should I ask her to exchange nudes?
A. Have you been dating for several years? No? Are you dating at all? No? Has she ever sent you any indication that she wishes to receive nudes from you? At all? Ever? Was she nude when you met? Were you both nude? Are you professional nudists? Does she have a disease that requires her to look at a stranger’s nudes every day or else she will die? Stranger Nudes Deprivation Instant Death Syndrome? Is there any chance that your surname, in her phone, is your occupation? Or an identifying physical characteristic? Because she has no fucking clue what your last name is? Because you’ve met literally once, in a bar, for 20 minutes, several weeks ago? Are you insane?
Q. What counts as an indication?
A. Jesus Christ.
“The first time we put Debbie Downer on the show, I had a giggle fit that I couldn’t control, and the whole cast ended up breaking so hard we could never quite recover.” - Rachel Dratch, Girl Walks Into A Bar (x)