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sashayed:

Q. Dear Miss Manners, modern dating etiquette is complicated! When should I ask her to exchange nudes?

A. Have you been dating for several years? No? Are you dating at all? No? Has she ever sent you any indication that she wishes to receive nudes from you? At all? Ever? Was she nude when you met? Were you both nude? Are you professional nudists? Does she have a disease that requires her to look at a stranger’s nudes every day or else she will die? Stranger Nudes Deprivation Instant Death Syndrome? Is there any chance that your surname, in her phone, is your occupation? Or an identifying physical characteristic? Because she has no fucking clue what your last name is? Because you’ve met literally once, in a bar, for 20 minutes, several weeks ago? Are you insane?

Q. What counts as an indication? 

A. Jesus Christ.

sashayed:

probablyharrison:

onlyhestandsthere:

T for tender

he opens the door on the fucking hinges side

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theswinginsixties:

Wilhemina Cooper for Revlon eye makeup, 1964

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for Hannah.

billowy:

In this picture from the early 1940s, travelers in California’s San Joaquin Valley gather owl’s clover and blue lupine in a field along Route 99

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