VANITY

thewordunheard:

I had my mouth open the whole time. (It’s not going to be a totally accurate retelling because it’s not my story, but this is how it was told to me.)

Basically, he came home late at night, and while he was looking for a parking space he noticed a guy on a bike. He was wearing a balaclava, which…

nick told me this story a couple nights ago and i believed it only because of course, man. thomson. was there also a part where thomson comfortingly asked if the guy was okay somewhere in there, too?